Amongst my people, I am a legend. No one quits a television show quite like I can. I don’t go gently into the night, I go loudly and get myself blocked on Twitter. It’s why I maintain a Twitter account, a secret Twitter account, and that one Twitter account I forgot about from the time my friend in LA convinced me to help her do something questionable but not illegal. I digress. I quit television shows like nothing you’ve ever seen. It happens without hesitation or remorse. I