I have a thing about voices. I’ll spare you the details because there is no way saying something like, “Have you ever met a person whose voice hits the wrong part of your brain? And you would do anything to make them stop talking forever?” doesn’t offend someone, so I won’t say it. Instead, I’ll focus on the things people say. I get my hair trimmed pretty regularly. Partially because my hair grows quickly, but mostly because there are few sensations better than having your